omfj

I hate that ppl think it's oh my fuckin jonas! Like they are some sort of fuckin gods...wtf it's oh my fuckin jesus!

child:OH MY GOD!
parent: Don't take the lords name in vain!
child: OH MY FUCKIN JESUS! (omfj)
parent: Hey! watch the language!
child: ¡ay jesús mi maldito!

by Izzy032294 July 26, 2009

omfj

oh my freaking jihad

OMFJ it's christmas season already

by dr sanjay gupta November 3, 2009

omfj

Oh My Fucking Jew.

boy 1- have you finished your math homework yet?
boy 2- OMFJ I forgot

by Melissa Weiner December 29, 2011

OMFJ

OMFJ simply means Oh my Fucking Jelly, Stronger version of OMJ

OMFJ!

Guy 1: look i drew all of this in 5 minutes only.
Guy 2: really? that's amazing, OMFJ! i envy you

by ThatPersonOverthere333-0 August 28, 2012

OMFJ

The Rasta version of OMFG.

"Oh my fucking Jah"

OMFJ, mon!

by Hank McDizzleson May 9, 2010

OMFJ

OMFJ is the acronym of 'Oh my Freckled Jesus'

Freckled Jesus is also known as Marco Bott, from Attack on Titan.

Vanessa: "OMFJ I JUST FINISHED ATTACK ON TITAN"

Bob: "REALLY? THAT'S SO COOL!"

by Vassalord April 22, 2014

OMFJ

"Oh my fucking Jonas" (Jonas Brothers reference)

Like OMJ but with much more emotion behind it

"OMJ, I met the Jonas Brothers!"

"OMFJ, why didn't you get their autograph for me!"

(catfight ensues)

by Karly H August 26, 2008