Oh My Fucking God Hayzoos. When omfgh and omfgahhhh just aren't enough to express yourself with. Hayzoos is Jesus, but pronounced the spanishway and spelled like how it's pronounced
Derived from the modern gaming term "hacks" or "hax". It is sandwiched in between two commonly know chatroom linguistics. "Omg" refers to the person becoming depressed or shocked in any manner. "Hax" refers to the situation or object being indescribably beyod ones imagination and "lol" is added to lighten the mood of the entire phrase.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.