The hottest mf you'll ever meet, they're super funny and adorable and cute. You couldn't imagine a life without them, they'll make you laugh when you're not in a good mood. They can make your day better just by being in their presence. They'll be the best person you ever meet. Though they dont like coffee in furnaces, but everytime you talk them you'll never be able to stop smiling AND THEYRE SMILES SO ADORABLE youll just wanna throw a brick at them. They'll always be there for you no matter what. And you should cherish them forever.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'