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Old West 

Verb - The act of grasping an individual by the back of the neck and the back of their shirt and throwing them up onto the bar and proceeding to sliding them down the entire length of the bar smashing their face into anything that gets in the way until finally throwing them off the end of the bar.
If that douchefag keeps running his mouth over there I am pretty sure I am going to have to old west his ass before the night is over, so just go ahead and leave all the empties on the bar.
Old West by Hulk Thomas December 5, 2009

old west 

term used when refering to an extreme form of revenge. Like what the main character does in most westerns. The person this is said to is always someone who is ignoble and ussually done something to a woman to bring on the punishment. if you say this you better make him wish he was rather receiving a Pelican Bay style donkey punch from bubba the 300 lbs black man for a year straight then face what you've done.
also said ol'west
you lay a fucking hand on her again and i swear to god i will go ol'west on your ass. I will go after your friends, your family, and everythin you ever cared about. I will fucking destroy them. I will leave you a broken man.
old west by Vronish Kez May 13, 2005

Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon 

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.
Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.

Kanye "Ya Ni Sabao" Years-Old Of West End: The Only Juvenile To Be Releasesed...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Kanye "Ya Ni Sabao" Years-Old Of West End: The Only Juvenile To Be Releasesed...

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate. 

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

old westbury 

Village in Nassau County, Long Island, about 35 minutes east of Manhattan. It is the North Shore (Gold Coast) of the Island. NOT to be confused with Westbury.
Old Westbury claims to have no commercial properties, though a gas station and diner techncially are within the village's boundaries. The village therefore is just about 100% residential. The homes here range from McMansions to Gatsby era manor homes, with even land plots rarely going for under $1 million and homes generally ranging between $3 and $12 million (though homes over $40 million are not all that rare). Besides the high mortgages these houses come with, the taxes are even more ridiculous (a $4 million dollar home may have well over $50k in annual property taxes). Old Westbury is where the Phipps, Graces, Whitneys, Vanderbilts, Posts and many other elite families have called home. Some notable residents include Howard Stern (before the divorce), CZ Guest and her daughter Cornelia Guest (the Paris Hilton of the 80s). Bess Myerson's scandalous affair with Andy (Carlos) Capasso took place in the manorhouse on Tredwell Drive.
The village has also been used in countless films, most recently in Cruel Intentions. The television show Growing Up Gotti was filmed in Victoria Gotti's home here. The town also is believed to be the inspiration of Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby, though some of the characters are based on his time on Chicago's Gold Coast and the geography of the town is based on an unknown source.
John was good at life for he drove a Rolls and lived in Old Westbury.
old westbury by Theo Capowski July 9, 2006
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