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Old Timer 

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A player in Stress Level Zero’s ‘Bonelab’ who is knowingly avoiding using new features in the game.
“Why won’t they download the new mod manager?”

“Because they’re an old timer. Simple as that.”
Old Timer by BeezaCM July 1, 2023

Old timer 

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When you are in the shower and you let your hand get wrinkly from the water, so it looks like an old person's hand, before you start masturbating.
He's been in the shower for almost half an hour now! He must be giving himself an old timer.
Old timer by Waldoski November 28, 2007

Old Timer 

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An old pedophile South Dakota who drives a big van which he claims has candy inside, and plays Counterstrike in his basement while he masturbates to his extensive collection of asian, kiddy, bdsm porn.
"please, no, HELP!! NOO!! dont take me home with you Old Timer. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I dont want it! I dont want it! What are you doing with that handkercheif and that bottle of clear odorless liquid?! no HEEEEEELP!"
Old Timer by FurryGI February 7, 2009

Old-Timer 

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Old person. Usually an insult, and often used when talking directly to said old person. Slightly less derogatory than geezer.
"Hey, old-timer, why don't you learn how to parallel park?
Old-Timer by Rodney Basil June 2, 2004

old timer's disease 

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An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days"

possibly a hereditary condition
When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family.
old timer's disease by Chuky Wun March 15, 2017

old timer's disease 

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The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.
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