old smokey 

A sex act wherein a female gets an internal hole cut in between her rectum and vagina. The performing partner then inserts a lit cigar into the female's ass and smokes it by inhaling through her pussy hole.

Guy 1: Last night she wanted some while I was busy smoking.

Guy 2: What did you do?

Guy 1: I gave her an old smokey.

Guy 2: You sick fuck.

old smokey by d!rtym!nd August 11, 2014

On Top Of Old Smokey 

To top off a pair of titties with a load of jiz in a classy way, of course.

Field Position: Girl on her back during a 69, or with her head hanging off of the bed getting face fucked.

The Score: Just before you bust a nut, pull your dick out of her mouth, plop your nuts in there, wedge her nose between your cheeks & blow your load all over her tits(aimimg for the nipples) while singing, "On Top Of Old Smokey". Strictly a class move.

The Extra Point(s): Fart. (but pull your nuts out of her mouth first!) -OR- Go for two points; by pulling your dick out and wiping it off all over her brand new curtains(you know, the ones that match her dust ruffle), grab your clothes and kick her cat in the ass on your way out the door.

On Top Of Old Smokey by E Normous Johnson March 31, 2009

The Old Smoke 

Through the 19th and in the early half of the 20th century, Londoners used coal for heating their homes, which produced large amounts of smoke. In combination with climatic conditions this often caused a characteristic smog, and London became known for its typical "London Fog", also known as "Pea Soupers". London was sometimes referred to as "The Smoke" because of this. In 1952 this culminated in the disastrous Great Smog of 1952 which lasted for five days and killed over 4,000 people. In response to this, the Clean Air Act 1956 was passed, mandating the creating of "smokeless zones" where the use of "smokeless" fuels was required (this was at a time when most households still used open fires); the Act was effective, though the nickname is still used sarcastically. Many cities have since aquired the nickname "The Smoke", but London was the first, hence "The Old Smoke".

London - "The Old Smoke"

The Old Smoke by Kristian fra Kristiansand August 11, 2010