A 30+ dude of questionable Spanish origin, likes to pick up young women and is often seen drunk convincing you to give him things desires. Is an expert swindler and will convince you that the sky is purple.
That old dirty Mexican just walked into my house and demanded smokes and beers!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.