old kid
originally used to describe children bearing the appearance of elderly people, the term is now used freely and loosely to describe any peculiar looking small child, or old person.
old kid by shaggyurbomb January 3, 2008
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10-year-old Fortnut Kid
10-year-old Fortnut Kid by YahBoiGarry July 6, 2019
12-yr-old internet kid
The most common and suicide-inducing people on the internet. Not knowing what they are doing, they constantly reuse old or overrated memes, make cringey YT videos "for fun" (only for the revenue, which will probably be only half a dollar tops), or engage in senseless online arguments. The following guide will tell you how mental a 12-yr-old is.
Level 1
- Recycles memes for no reason
- Has a channel only for commenting
- Has iFunny
Level 2
- Overuses trending memes
- Channel has low subs but a crap ton of content
- Posts negative comments for no reason
Level 3
- Forgets about improv and comedy.
- Tries to be in the hood.
- Somehow has decent sub count but garbage content
- iFunny is their religion
- Overuses insults like "KYS" or "drink bleach"
Level 1
- Recycles memes for no reason
- Has a channel only for commenting
- Has iFunny
Level 2
- Overuses trending memes
- Channel has low subs but a crap ton of content
- Posts negative comments for no reason
Level 3
- Forgets about improv and comedy.
- Tries to be in the hood.
- Somehow has decent sub count but garbage content
- iFunny is their religion
- Overuses insults like "KYS" or "drink bleach"
Some dude: 12-yr-old internet kids can jump off a bridge
12-yr-old: kYs u normie ߷ sub for sub also join my giftcard giveaway
12-yr-old: kYs u normie ߷ sub for sub also join my giftcard giveaway
12-yr-old internet kid by Oshawottlovestacos September 18, 2017
is a 12 year old a kid still
is a 12 year old a kid still by Safri_real July 10, 2022
seven year old sephora kid
skibidi toilet? wats that? we've moved on to trashing sephora and maxing out our mommys credit card on drunk elephant, retinol (we dont know what wrinkles are but we wanna prevent them anyway :)), and dior lipgloss 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
cleour: what the john- a prepubescent infant just bought 21 pounds of overpriced skincare 😭😭
billy: thats what we call a seven year old sephora kid dude
billy: thats what we call a seven year old sephora kid dude
seven year old sephora kid by sucks to suck 🤑 February 21, 2024
Stereotypical 10 year old kids
According to the internet of 2024, they say that stereotypical 10 year old kids go to Sephora. Maybe, maybe not. I'm not sure. Some 10 year old people do go to Sephora, and I don't imply to have anything against them. This is just made for entertainment and is a joke.
This definition was made in February 6th, 2024 around 7:10 PM.
This definition was made in February 6th, 2024 around 7:10 PM.
Person 1: Omg, did you see those stereotypical 10 year old kids?
Person 2: Yeah, why are they at Sephora? Oh well, hopefully they don't attempt a riot for the last supply of Drunk Elephant.
Person 2: Yeah, why are they at Sephora? Oh well, hopefully they don't attempt a riot for the last supply of Drunk Elephant.
Stereotypical 10 year old kids by hypnotiz3dd February 6, 2024
Sketchy old man following kids
Sketchy old man following kids by Fairy dinkelberry April 28, 2022
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