old kid

originally used to describe children bearing the appearance of elderly people, the term is now used freely and loosely to describe any peculiar looking small child, or old person.

oh my god....did you just see that old kid...IT WAS EATING!!!
dude, where?!

by shaggyurbomb December 09, 2007

9 years old kid

It means a kid who is bad at pvp and always swear when they rage.

Kid: Oh fuck! You fuck ur mom! 09P!
09P: lmao, are you 9 years old?
Kid: stfu! U scroob!
09P: I swears like u when I’m a 9 years old kid

by His mom is too gay for me December 31, 2018

10-year-old Fortnut Kid

That guy who comments on every video on YouTube saying “yOu CaN bE An Og SuB 2 Më!!!”

Oh, it’s that 10-year-old Fortnut Kid commenting on my video again.

by YahBoiGarry July 06, 2019

12-yr-old internet kid

The most common and suicide-inducing people on the internet. Not knowing what they are doing, they constantly reuse old or overrated memes, make cringey YT videos "for fun" (only for the revenue, which will probably be only half a dollar tops), or engage in senseless online arguments. The following guide will tell you how mental a 12-yr-old is.

Level 1
- Recycles memes for no reason
- Has a channel only for commenting
- Has iFunny

Level 2
- Overuses trending memes
- Channel has low subs but a crap ton of content
- Posts negative comments for no reason

Level 3
- Forgets about improv and comedy.
- Tries to be in the hood.
- Somehow has decent sub count but garbage content
- iFunny is their religion
- Overuses insults like "KYS" or "drink bleach"

Some dude: 12-yr-old internet kids can jump off a bridge
12-yr-old: kYs u normie ߷ sub for sub also join my giftcard giveaway

by Oshawottlovestacos September 18, 2017

is a 12 year old a kid still

No it is not it is a pre-teen going to the teen stage

I’m not a kid no more bob so is a 12 year old a kid still no he isn’t

by Safri_real July 11, 2022

Sketchy old man following kids

Old man in colontin who follows lil kiddies home to rape them he is a famous porn star

You are a “sketchy old man following kids”

by Fairy dinkelberry April 28, 2022

Stereotypical 10 year old kids

According to the internet of 2024, they say that stereotypical 10 year old kids go to Sephora. Maybe, maybe not. I'm not sure. Some 10 year old people do go to Sephora, and I don't imply to have anything against them. This is just made for entertainment and is a joke.

This definition was made in February 6th, 2024 around 7:10 PM.

Person 1: Omg, did you see those stereotypical 10 year old kids?

Person 2: Yeah, why are they at Sephora? Oh well, hopefully they don't attempt a riot for the last supply of Drunk Elephant.

by hypnotiz3dd February 07, 2024