Old cheese

Your mum. Not offensive.

Who was that on the phone?
My old cheese.

by dieselcom July 2, 2007

old cheese

Also can be used in reference to your mother or your wife.

My old cheese will dust me if I go to the pub after work.

by Diego December 3, 2003

The old cheese

Your mother. Someone elses mother.

She has children, she is a old cheese. I am going to call the old cheese.

by The Cheez March 9, 2012

old cheese

Term used to greet a close friend who doesn't deserve the greeting old mate.

"What's happenin old cheese"

by Art Vandalay November 25, 2003

Grand Old Cheese

noun: grandmother.

From the Australian slang for mother-- "old cheese"

After her grandchild called her the Grand Old Cheese, the grandmother made it her new screenname

by Elizabeth Tudor May 30, 2006

Old Polish Cheese Wurst

The act of ejaculating on to another person, and lighting the semen on fire as it come out, often leaving the target with 2nd degree burns, and a smell of burning hair or flesh

Guy 1: Hey, man, why did you and J break up?
Guy 2: We tried the Old Polish Cheese Wurst and she got really pissed. I guess the burn treatments cost a lot
Guy 1:Well, that must have been exciting!

by Spikex April 5, 2012