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Old butt 

Bitches past the age 24.
"nah, i don't fuck with them old butts... they always complaining bout some shit"

"Stupid ass OLD BUTT!"
Old butt by jolemella November 14, 2011
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Old Butt Gold 

The nuggets excreted from the anal cavity of a pensioner after consuming a large curry dinner.
Alessandro wasn't feeling very well after we visited the Indian restaurant last weekend. He almost slept on the toilet for two straight days - nothing but old butt gold.

Bozo gets really nasty after a good curry - can't even flush down that old butt gold.
Old Butt Gold by Sneaky_Bastard October 9, 2017

12 year old boy butt 

12 year old boy butt,:n. the ass of a petite woman, lacking breeders hips.
Asian chics are hot!
Most of them have 12 year old boy butts!
12 year old boy butt by Immodest April 30, 2006

Old trucker butt 

Abbreviated OTB, old trucker butt refers to someone who is either very gassy or has exceptionally potent farts.
John stunk up the living room Sunday afternoon, everyone remarked that he had an old trucker butt.
Old trucker butt by WifeyMcBeaty September 12, 2010

day old butthole

day old butthole is a phrase that can be used to describe a bad smell. this can describe anything from an actual butthole that is 1 day old to a turd.
Wooooo!! That fart smelt like day old butthole!!

good old-fashioned buttsex 

Good, clean, all-American anal fun!
Come to my place. We can eat Cheetos while having some good old-fashioned buttsex!

old granny buttskin 

the texture an object takes on when dried out- wrinkly, rough, and dry.
The dried up orange looks and feel like some old granny buttskin.
old granny buttskin by Casseblanca September 12, 2005
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