Blurred vision caused by forgetting to remove one's reading glasses before getting up from working on a computer, reading, or doing some other closeup task. The condition is made worse when one's hands are full, preventing one from easily correcting the condition.
I often suffer from ohnopia. Just today I was blogging when an unexpected knock at the door caused me to jump up to get it, but my reading glasses made everything blurry and I tripped over my sleeping dog.
Makes great music! You can find him on Spotify as ohnoitsdom, same as SoundCloud and all streaming. Really funny guy as well! Although he hates when you call him Walmart Sevendsr. You are a bitch if you do