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"Impressive... Now, what are you going to do about the other one?" ~ Uchiha Madara
Hym "Ohnoki."
Ohnoki by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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Blurred vision caused by forgetting to remove one's reading glasses before getting up from working on a computer, reading, or doing some other closeup task. The condition is made worse when one's hands are full, preventing one from easily correcting the condition.
I often suffer from ohnopia. Just today I was blogging when an unexpected knock at the door caused me to jump up to get it, but my reading glasses made everything blurry and I tripped over my sleeping dog.
ohnopia by JIMWICh December 6, 2011

ohnoitspenelope 

really cool cosplayer! she cosplays from yttd and danganronpa mostly!
do you follow ohnoitspenelope on tiktok?
When your texting and your finger hits the n key instead of the space bar
Ohnok it’s fine
ohnok by Marciepie March 8, 2018
Your first expression when opening your friend's car door and reach in
Friend: If you want a drive home, just get in the backseat.
You: Ew why is it stick? OhNoJiz!
OhNoJiz by OhNoJiz January 3, 2011

ohnokichiwa 

your my ohnokichiwa
ohnokichiwa by trentonp1 January 22, 2014
Accidental emoji selection and use often leading to an unintelligible, awkward, or humorous exchange.
"Did you mean to :facepunch: the CEO in your msg or was that an ohnoji of :fistbump:?"
ohnoji by neuroplexus April 10, 2020
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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