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Blurred vision caused by forgetting to remove one's reading glasses before getting up from working on a computer, reading, or doing some other closeup task. The condition is made worse when one's hands are full, preventing one from easily correcting the condition.
I often suffer from ohnopia. Just today I was blogging when an unexpected knock at the door caused me to jump up to get it, but my reading glasses made everything blurry and I tripped over my sleeping dog.
ohnopia by JIMWICh December 6, 2011

ohnoitspenelope 

really cool cosplayer! she cosplays from yttd and danganronpa mostly!
do you follow ohnoitspenelope on tiktok?
When your texting and your finger hits the n key instead of the space bar
Ohnok it’s fine
ohnok by Marciepie March 8, 2018
Your first expression when opening your friend's car door and reach in
Friend: If you want a drive home, just get in the backseat.
You: Ew why is it stick? OhNoJiz!
OhNoJiz by OhNoJiz January 3, 2011

ohnokichiwa 

your my ohnokichiwa
ohnokichiwa by trentonp1 January 22, 2014
Accidental emoji selection and use often leading to an unintelligible, awkward, or humorous exchange.
"Did you mean to :facepunch: the CEO in your msg or was that an ohnoji of :fistbump:?"
ohnoji by neuroplexus April 10, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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