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oh no our table it's broken 

A TikTok meme trending during 2021 that was milked so fucking hard.
A child was stacking bricks on a table when all of the sudden the table broke.
oh no our table it's broken
CRHCHHRHCHHRHRHC... Oh no.. Our table... It's brOokKkeNN
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Oh no our table it’s broken 

Oh no our table it’s broken!

oh no... our table... it's broken! 

When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.
Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!

oh no! our table! it's broken! 

what you say when you break the table. quite the sad event innit?
*breaks table*
"oh no! our table! it's broken!"

Oh nO! oUr TAbLe! It'S bRoKeN! 

IDk just a word
Oh nO! oUr TaBLe! It'S bRoKeN!

OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN 

The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much

oh no... our table... its broken! 

an unfunny meme that is popular among tiktok kids under the age of 12
oh no... our table... its broken!
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