cyanideisgood's definitions

oh no our table it's broken

A TikTok meme trending during 2021 that was milked so fucking hard.
A child was stacking bricks on a table when all of the sudden the table broke.

oh no our table it's broken↓
CRHCHHRHCHHRHRHC... Oh no.. Our table... It's brOokKkeNN

by cyanideisgood November 4, 2021

byihu kpjapvuhyf

byihu kpjapvuhyf is what you get when you put 'urban dictionary' into a caesar cipher translator.

byihu kpjapvuhyf pz zabwpk

by cyanideisgood November 1, 2021

Superb Owl

It seems you don't know how to spell.

When you misspell "super bowl".

text from a friend: Oh hey, did you watch the superb owl?

me: Yeah, how'd you know I was stalking an owl?

by cyanideisgood April 26, 2021

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

When you're bored af and you don't know what to do.

me: Hey, I just typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq for no reason.

my dog: I don't give a shit, now feed me

by cyanideisgood April 26, 2021

.... . .-.. .--. / -- -.-- / -.-. .- - / . -. ... .-.. .- ...- . -.. / -- .

Something you would type into morse code if your cat had enslaved you.

me: .... . .-.. .--. / -- -.-- / -.-. .- - / . -. ... .-.. .- ...- . -.. / -- .

my friend: lol

by cyanideisgood April 26, 2021

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

when you have tinnitus

me: enjoying food

my brain: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by cyanideisgood April 26, 2021