A guy who,when you meet him, you think he is too good for you. But then you get to talking and you realize he is perfect. He is easy to talk to, tall, dark, and handsome, of course. He has the most amazing brown eyes that you will ever see. He will always say cute things that you can never imagine anyone saying to you or about you. No one can top his cute comments. He will make you feel like you are the most beautiful girl in the world even though you have always felt you are anything but that. He will never let you down. He is always there when you need him. He is smart and very talented. There is nothing he can't do. He will be your superman. You will never want to leave him or let him go because if you do you know you will never find anyone as perfect for you as he is. Be prepared to love him forever.

I will never stop loving Onyango.

onyango by HeartisYours April 8, 2013

Onyango

(Verb): 1. Derived form some 'wangsta' Kenyan who wishes he were black, this commonly used verb describes the act of being totally white but acting like the stereotypical African-American. 2. To be extremely friendly except when he/she has fried chicken and the conditions turn towards hostility.
(Noun): 1. niggardly and salacious black mofo.

dude, why are you Onyangoing out on me?
why are you pulling an Onyango on me?
Don't be such an Onyango

Onyango by Elisha Coggin May 16, 2013

Ognian

The hottest and the sexiest person alive his instagram is @ogigold100

Ayo did you knew that ognian have bigger dick than your dad's?

Ognian by Drivebywithdadinger November 20, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026