onyango

A guy who,when you meet him, you think he is too good for you. But then you get to talking and you realize he is perfect. He is easy to talk to, tall, dark, and handsome, of course. He has the most amazing brown eyes that you will ever see. He will always say cute things that you can never imagine anyone saying to you or about you. No one can top his cute comments. He will make you feel like you are the most beautiful girl in the world even though you have always felt you are anything but that. He will never let you down. He is always there when you need him. He is smart and very talented. There is nothing he can't do. He will be your superman. You will never want to leave him or let him go because if you do you know you will never find anyone as perfect for you as he is. Be prepared to love him forever.

I will never stop loving Onyango.

onyango by HeartisYours April 8, 2013

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Onyango

(Verb): 1. Derived form some 'wangsta' Kenyan who wishes he were black, this commonly used verb describes the act of being totally white but acting like the stereotypical African-American. 2. To be extremely friendly except when he/she has fried chicken and the conditions turn towards hostility.
(Noun): 1. niggardly and salacious black mofo.

dude, why are you Onyangoing out on me?
why are you pulling an Onyango on me?
Don't be such an Onyango

Onyango by Elisha Coggin May 16, 2013

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Onyankopon

Used to describe a character from attack on titan with dark complexion. Typically also known as "the sexiest beast to ever live".

Guy 1: Onyankopon
Girl: Oh my gosh! That guy is such an Onyankopon!

Onyankopon by FourNineEditingMarks September 21, 2020

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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