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Because sarcasm can have a hard time coming across in the written word, this is a take on html coding and it means that anything that came before it was intended as sarcasm.
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John: Why doesn't sally like me?
James: Because she really hates guys that are muscle heads. /s
John: Why doesn't sally like me?
James: Because she really hates guys that are muscle heads. /s
by Insidivs March 22, 2011
Get the [/s] mug.A lipstick lesbian is a woman who is putting up a front of being a lesbian when in fact, she is merely curious about lesbianism.
The use of the word lipstick refers to the fact that these women are putting up a sexual facade similar to the facade that women of all sexual orientations put on when they apply make-up. Make-up hides the real woman underneath, and a woman who is a lipstick lesbian is also similarly putting on a front. While being with a woman is something they have desired, they ultimately are just curious and not serious.
The use of the word lipstick refers to the fact that these women are putting up a sexual facade similar to the facade that women of all sexual orientations put on when they apply make-up. Make-up hides the real woman underneath, and a woman who is a lipstick lesbian is also similarly putting on a front. While being with a woman is something they have desired, they ultimately are just curious and not serious.
Lesbian1: That girl has been flirting with me all night! I'm going to make my move.
Lesbian2: Don't bother. I tried for the last month and she won't do anything except kiss. She's just a lipstick lesbian.
Lesbian2: Don't bother. I tried for the last month and she won't do anything except kiss. She's just a lipstick lesbian.
by Insidivs September 2, 2010
Get the Lipstick Lesbian mug.Girl1: Like I'm totally sorry about drunk fucking your BF. It's been 6 months . You gonna keep giving me the silent?
Girl2: He's just as much at fault as you were. I missed you. We BFFUYFMBFA.
Girl2: He's just as much at fault as you were. I missed you. We BFFUYFMBFA.
by Insidivs August 25, 2010
Get the bffuyfmbfa mug.Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.
Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
Abbott: I certainly do.
Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
Costello: His brother Daffy.
Abbott: Daffy Dean...
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofè.
Abbott: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: PYHOYAB! His name is Who!
Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
Abbott: I certainly do.
Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
Costello: His brother Daffy.
Abbott: Daffy Dean...
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofè.
Abbott: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: PYHOYAB! His name is Who!
by Insidivs July 7, 2010
Get the PYHOYAB mug.Similar to going postal & apeshit, this is the fanboy's style for saying it. Named after Darth Vader from Star Wars, who was "legendary" for killing people for the tiniest mistakes or for results that were less than hoped for.
Steve: Oh man, that drive thru bitch forgot your straw.
Jane: I'm going to kill that dumb bitch and her parents, brothers, sisters and her little dog too!
Steve: Going Vader again, dear?
Jane: I'm going to kill that dumb bitch and her parents, brothers, sisters and her little dog too!
Steve: Going Vader again, dear?
by Insidivs May 29, 2010
Get the Going Vader mug.Similar to going postal & apeshit, this is the fanboy's style for saying it. Named after Darth Vader from Star Wars, who was "legendary" for killing people for the tiniest mistakes or for results that were less than hoped for.
Steve: Oh man, that drive thru bitch forgot your straw.
Jane: I'm going to kill that dumb bitch and her parents, brothers, sisters and her little dog too!
Steve: Going Darth again, dear?
Jane: I'm going to kill that dumb bitch and her parents, brothers, sisters and her little dog too!
Steve: Going Darth again, dear?
by Insidivs May 29, 2010
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