going off-menu

choosing an option that wasn't presented, whether that be on an actual menu or in other phases of life
I'm tired of this same old food. I'm going off-menu with this one. I want a Big Mac, but with only BBQ sauce, Onions, Lettuce and cheese.

Known versions of going off-menu include, but are not limited to: the McChurger & the McOctogon
by Insidivs February 02, 2010
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OoFB

Off of FaceBook. Meaning the communication or interaction will occur via another communication channel, i.e. old-fashioned phone calls or text messaging
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Going Vader

Similar to going postal & apeshit, this is the fanboy's style for saying it. Named after Darth Vader from Star Wars, who was "legendary" for killing people for the tiniest mistakes or for results that were less than hoped for.
Steve: Oh man, that drive thru bitch forgot your straw.

Jane: I'm going to kill that dumb bitch and her parents, brothers, sisters and her little dog too!

Steve: Going Vader again, dear?
by Insidivs May 30, 2010
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[/s]

Because sarcasm can have a hard time coming across in the written word, this is a take on html coding and it means that anything that came before it was intended as sarcasm.
(on an online forum)

John: Why doesn't sally like me?

James: Because she really hates guys that are muscle heads. /s
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LOLAY

Laugh Out Loud At You. Derisive derivative of LOL. Mainly used in chats/emails/texts. May also be seen as LOL@Y LOL@U
John Customer: Your internet service is slow!
Tech support: What version of Windows is on your computer?
John Customer: Windows 98
Tech support: LOLAY
by Insidivs May 25, 2009
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Lipstick Lesbian

A lipstick lesbian is a woman who is putting up a front of being a lesbian when in fact, she is merely curious about lesbianism.

The use of the word lipstick refers to the fact that these women are putting up a sexual facade similar to the facade that women of all sexual orientations put on when they apply make-up. Make-up hides the real woman underneath, and a woman who is a lipstick lesbian is also similarly putting on a front. While being with a woman is something they have desired, they ultimately are just curious and not serious.
Lesbian1: That girl has been flirting with me all night! I'm going to make my move.

Lesbian2: Don't bother. I tried for the last month and she won't do anything except kiss. She's just a lipstick lesbian.
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Going Darth

Similar to going postal & apeshit, this is the fanboy's style for saying it. Named after Darth Vader from Star Wars, who was "legendary" for killing people for the tiniest mistakes or for results that were less than hoped for.
Steve: Oh man, that drive thru bitch forgot your straw.

Jane: I'm going to kill that dumb bitch and her parents, brothers, sisters and her little dog too!

Steve: Going Darth again, dear?
by Insidivs May 30, 2010
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