11 definitions by Insidivs
Laugh Out Loud At You. Derisive derivative of LOL. Mainly used in chats/emails/texts. May also be seen as LOL@Y LOL@U
John Customer: Your internet service is slow!
Tech support: What version of Windows is on your computer?
John Customer: Windows 98
Tech support: LOLAY
Tech support: What version of Windows is on your computer?
John Customer: Windows 98
Tech support: LOLAY
by Insidivs May 25, 2009
choosing an option that wasn't presented, whether that be on an actual menu or in other phases of life
I'm tired of this same old food. I'm going off-menu with this one. I want a Big Mac, but with only BBQ sauce, Onions, Lettuce and cheese.
Known versions of going off-menu include, but are not limited to: the McChurger & the McOctogon
Known versions of going off-menu include, but are not limited to: the McChurger & the McOctogon
by Insidivs February 2, 2010
Because sarcasm can have a hard time coming across in the written word, this is a take on html coding and it means that anything that came before it was intended as sarcasm.
(on an online forum)
John: Why doesn't sally like me?
James: Because she really hates guys that are muscle heads. /s
John: Why doesn't sally like me?
James: Because she really hates guys that are muscle heads. /s
by Insidivs March 7, 2011
Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.
Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
Abbott: I certainly do.
Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
Costello: His brother Daffy.
Abbott: Daffy Dean...
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofè.
Abbott: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: PYHOYAB! His name is Who!
Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
Abbott: I certainly do.
Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
Costello: His brother Daffy.
Abbott: Daffy Dean...
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofè.
Abbott: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: PYHOYAB! His name is Who!
by Insidivs July 4, 2010
Off of FaceBook. Meaning the communication or interaction will occur via another communication channel, i.e. old-fashioned phone calls or text messaging
by Insidivs December 5, 2009
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by Insidivs February 21, 2010