Insidivs's definitions
choosing an option that wasn't presented, whether that be on an actual menu or in other phases of life
I'm tired of this same old food. I'm going off-menu with this one. I want a Big Mac, but with only BBQ sauce, Onions, Lettuce and cheese.
Known versions of going off-menu include, but are not limited to: the McChurger & the McOctogon
Known versions of going off-menu include, but are not limited to: the McChurger & the McOctogon
by Insidivs February 2, 2010
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Get the condomize mug.Laugh Out Loud At You. Derisive derivative of LOL. Mainly used in chats/emails/texts. May also be seen as LOL@Y LOL@U
John Customer: Your internet service is slow!
Tech support: What version of Windows is on your computer?
John Customer: Windows 98
Tech support: LOLAY
Tech support: What version of Windows is on your computer?
John Customer: Windows 98
Tech support: LOLAY
by Insidivs July 26, 2009
Get the LOLAY mug.Off of FaceBook. Meaning the communication or interaction will occur via another communication channel, i.e. old-fashioned phone calls or text messaging
by Insidivs December 8, 2009
Get the OoFB mug.A lipstick lesbian is a woman who is putting up a front of being a lesbian when in fact, she is merely curious about lesbianism.
The use of the word lipstick refers to the fact that these women are putting up a sexual facade similar to the facade that women of all sexual orientations put on when they apply make-up. Make-up hides the real woman underneath, and a woman who is a lipstick lesbian is also similarly putting on a front. While being with a woman is something they have desired, they ultimately are just curious and not serious.
The use of the word lipstick refers to the fact that these women are putting up a sexual facade similar to the facade that women of all sexual orientations put on when they apply make-up. Make-up hides the real woman underneath, and a woman who is a lipstick lesbian is also similarly putting on a front. While being with a woman is something they have desired, they ultimately are just curious and not serious.
Lesbian1: That girl has been flirting with me all night! I'm going to make my move.
Lesbian2: Don't bother. I tried for the last month and she won't do anything except kiss. She's just a lipstick lesbian.
Lesbian2: Don't bother. I tried for the last month and she won't do anything except kiss. She's just a lipstick lesbian.
by Insidivs September 2, 2010
Get the Lipstick Lesbian mug.Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.
Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
Abbott: I certainly do.
Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
Costello: His brother Daffy.
Abbott: Daffy Dean...
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofè.
Abbott: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: PYHOYAB! His name is Who!
Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.
Abbott: I certainly do.
Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.
Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.
Costello: You mean funny names?
Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...
Costello: His brother Daffy.
Abbott: Daffy Dean...
Costello: And their French cousin.
Abbott: French?
Costello: Goofè.
Abbott: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who's on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: PYHOYAB! His name is Who!
by Insidivs July 7, 2010
Get the PYHOYAB mug.Girl1: Like I'm totally sorry about drunk fucking your BF. It's been 6 months . You gonna keep giving me the silent?
Girl2: He's just as much at fault as you were. I missed you. We BFFUYFMBFA.
Girl2: He's just as much at fault as you were. I missed you. We BFFUYFMBFA.
by Insidivs August 25, 2010
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