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off tits 

An expression meaning totally awesome/crazy/hectic
Dude: "Bro did you go to Jonno's party on Friday?"
Dude 2: "Yeh bro that shit was off tits!"

Sk8r Guy: "Holy shit did you see that trick?!? that was totally off tits!"
off tits by nokturnal15 April 2, 2008
Words you can keep

Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.
Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!
Freezing my tits off. by Acky190 February 9, 2009

off your tits 

Very fucked up from substance abuse, can also be alcohol.
"That cunt is 'off his tits' in class every day."
"You were so 'off your tits' last night that you gave the taxi driver a $100 bill and said keep the change. Luckily I grabbed the money, but I yo' aint getting it back. Serve's yo' right for being so 'off tits'."
off your tits by Diego September 11, 2003

she's off her tits 

British term for a woman who is very intoxicated
Maria is very drunk tonight.

Yeah man, she's off her tits!
she's off her tits by raen8 November 11, 2010

Off my tits 

Basically extremely intoxicated, blurred vision and beer goggles are all part of the deal.
Ann: God last night was good!
John: ah yeah, was good can't remember much, was with some fat bird I think but it's okay, cus I was off my tits!
Off my tits by MirreyBirrey May 17, 2010

Tits off the chest 

Tits off the chest is a term for females who have large breast that seem to be coming off of their chest.
The women walking down the street had tits off the chest I was in awe at what I had witness I’ve never seen something so big in my life.

off my tits 

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled
"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"
off my tits by The Traveller August 24, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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