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off the top 

another term for "take off your shirt", used when a hoodman wants a peek at your breasts
Female: do you want me to send you nudes?

Horny individual: yea, off the top
off the top by Fuckingdemon October 22, 2017

Off the top 

/awf/ /thuh/ /tɒp/

Adverb
Verb when pared with an object like this ; ‘ Off the top of my head’

1. to suddenly arrive at or commit oneself to an opinion about (something) without having sufficient evidence to support the opinion fully, but form an approximate judgment of it, such as the worth, amount, size, weight, value etc.,

2. To Guess; or suddenly conjecture about correctly.

3. to quickly think, believe, or suppose; Come up with
That song was a freestyle. It came straight ‘off the top’ of my head!
Off the top by William Danoven August 30, 2025

off the top of my dick 

When you come up with something off the top of your head, your other head.
Tim: Yo that joke was funny as fuck
Steve: Yeah, I came up with it off the top of my dick
off the top of my dick by aravindv August 16, 2021

off the top of my head

I could tell you 5 examples off the top of my head to prove you wrong.
off the top of my head by dm_ August 29, 2018

Off The Top Ropes 

Similar to "Off the Chain" But newer, and thus cooler.
Did you see the new South Park Episode? Yeah, it was off the top ropes!
Off The Top Ropes by DragonMiasma September 8, 2010

Off the top of my phone 

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something
"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."
Off the top of my phone by Kokocane September 21, 2016
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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