off the fuck

A variation of off the chain.

1. An exclamation of great joy or excitement.
2. A consoling statement that eases another's sorrow. Usually coupled with a bro grab.
1. Tim: Dude, you'll never believe it, I totally nailed Whitney last night!
Jerry: That shit is off the fuck, dawg!

2. Jerry: Hey, man, what's wrong?
Tim: Dude, Whitney's pregnant.
Jerry: Dude, that shit is off the fuck.
Tim: Thanks for being here for me, bro. Bro grabs.
Jerry: Bro grabs.
by IntoxicatedTurtleFetus November 21, 2008
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OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)

When a public FB conversation subject matter veers into territory best not explored before God and all (your current and future FB friends)...
(blah)

(BLAH)

...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...

Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)
by OaxiNoYouDidnt June 23, 2011
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Off You Fuck

A rather sarcastic, yet classier way of telling someone to fuck off.
Fat Woman - "Your jokes about fat people really offend me. How do you think I feel?"

You - "Squidgy... off you fuck."
by 100ANDFIFTY January 30, 2011
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fuck off you fucking fuck

Swedish-American HEAVY insult.Easiest way/word to end any intelligent discussion.
by Mejseln October 13, 2007
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Fresh off a fuck

When you just had sex and feel like you can do anything
I'm fresh off a fuck and ready to take on the world.
by Supermarket dad September 04, 2018
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Off ya fuck

A variant of "off ya go" with all the joy and sentiment of "fuck off"
Bouncer: "ID please."
19yo: *notices ID scanner and hesitates* "uh here ya go.."
Bouncer: *scans ID* "Son, this is obviously a fake, and you look twelve so off ya fuck before I call the popo"
by Ucanhandlethetruth February 22, 2015
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Off you fuck

An derogatory alternative to the common phrase 'off you go'.
by MrMegaMcWang February 13, 2017
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