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get off my dick
a derogatory way of asking someone to stop hounding you or continuously minding your business uninvited.
get off my dick by Nizwiz July 7, 2008
get off my dick
can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny
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why are you coming back at 9am?
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why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
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get off my dick by get off my dick June 5, 2007
No skin off my dick
John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick
No skin off my dick by borat412 October 12, 2010
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