textureless odorless radio waves 

The part of the electromagnetic spectrum below 300 billion cycles per second, or 300 GHz. Used to send magical messages, sound, and moving pictures to people, even though they are not real because you can't see them or feel them. A great portion of the public still believes in their existence.

Clinton:Why don't you go worship your invisible pink unicorn?
Mordecai:Have you ever seen or felt textureless odorless radio waves? How can you believe in that cult idea?!

textureless odorless radio waves by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

The Odourless Man 

A being of unknowingly immense power, he leaves no footprints in the sand as he traverses the astral planes seeking out wisdom.

Some have said the surface of his head harbours the lowest coefficient of drag ever to be recorded and that he whispers to marsupials during the low light of mid spring.

The knowing of his existence is only because he allows it… as I write this passage the memories of his being become faint … he is sacred

Jack: ‘What was that over there’

Brian: ‘could have been the odourless man’
Jack: ‘I’ve heard he leaves no footprints in the sand’

The Odourless Man by WizzardPoonMagnet January 28, 2021