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1. A Timex slogan stating that their wristwatches could take a beating and still tell the correct time.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
1. TIMEX: It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter February 19, 2008
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2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.
2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.
1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.
2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.
2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.
2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.
2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
Get the January 1, 1970 mug.Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.
What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.
Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?
No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?
No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
Get the imminent global apocalypse mug.In a May-December relationship, a way to describe the younger partner, especially when the younger partner looks like it hasn't passed puberty yet. May be a warning that a statutory rape could happen.
52 year old Schizo Woman:I just got a boyfriend, he's kinda young.
Rosanne:How young? Is he milk money young?
52 year old Schizo Woman:He's 14.
Rosanne:How young? Is he milk money young?
52 year old Schizo Woman:He's 14.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
Get the milk money young mug.Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
Get the carded for buying a pacifier mug.1. To say there's a pill for that is to tell someone off that what they are doing is not normal and there's the outside chance that a dose of medication can 'fix' it.
2. A statement of dismay at Americans lack of responsibility because they think that every bad thing that they did in their life can be solved/erased with a pill.
2. A statement of dismay at Americans lack of responsibility because they think that every bad thing that they did in their life can be solved/erased with a pill.
1. So you're not having anal sex like the rest of us?? There's a pill for that (boner pill).
2. :Bratty child at Boy Scouts throws a knife at his trooper:
:Trooper says to child "is there something wrong? Are you emotionally challenged?: Humans do wrong things sometimes and shouldn't think there's a pill for that.
2. :Bratty child at Boy Scouts throws a knife at his trooper:
:Trooper says to child "is there something wrong? Are you emotionally challenged?: Humans do wrong things sometimes and shouldn't think there's a pill for that.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008
Get the there's a pill for that mug.To take a story that originally had a small bit of violence or bloodshed in it, and exaggerate it into a resplendent blood bath. Said because virtually all of Mel Gibson's movies have had gallons of blood with gruesome violence.
Murron to Braveheart:Today I fell off my skateboard and cut my knee on the pavement and a few drops of blood came out.
Braveheart to Murron's parents:Well she fell off her skateboard and severed a major artery and painted the pavement red, so I cut her throat with my fingernail and grabbed her by her feet and twirled her around to ensure good blood coverage.
Murron to Parents:Braveheart! Don't Gibsonize the story!
Braveheart to Murron's parents:Well she fell off her skateboard and severed a major artery and painted the pavement red, so I cut her throat with my fingernail and grabbed her by her feet and twirled her around to ensure good blood coverage.
Murron to Parents:Braveheart! Don't Gibsonize the story!
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008
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