oculitis 

A vicious inflammation of the eyes, typically a result of BBQ, that causes severe eye pain. Sufferers of oculitis require closing of the eye lids to relieve symptoms.

"Hey Employee 2, are you sleeping at work?" -Employee 1
"No, this BBQ is making my eyes hurt." -Employee 2
"He got the oculitis." -Employee 3

oculitis by flerpaderp November 13, 2018

Oculitis 

When a nerve from your eye crosses with a nerve from your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

Did you hear about Steve? His spouse gave him a terrible case of Oculitis.

Oculitis by hibbitydibbity July 6, 2022

oculitis 

Something that is unpleasant to the sight. An eyesore.

The new building on Cooper Square really is an oculitis.

oculitis by 4n6labs December 10, 2015

Oculitis 

Hyperfocus on a specific aspect of a project.

While organizing the cabinets, I lost steam after getting oculitis on how the sheets were folded.

Oculitis by Bosemann April 27, 2020