Oculitis

When a nerve from your eye crosses with a nerve from your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

Did you hear about Steve? His spouse gave him a terrible case of Oculitis.

by hibbitydibbity July 6, 2022

oculitis

A vicious inflammation of the eyes, typically a result of BBQ, that causes severe eye pain. Sufferers of oculitis require closing of the eye lids to relieve symptoms.

"Hey Employee 2, are you sleeping at work?" -Employee 1
"No, this BBQ is making my eyes hurt." -Employee 2
"He got the oculitis." -Employee 3

by flerpaderp November 13, 2018

ocule

Unit of visualocity measured in time. The ability to form a mental impression based on visual stimulation in one millesecond.

The man smiled after twenty-five ocules.

by Paul Thatcher February 17, 2008

oculitis

Something that is unpleasant to the sight. An eyesore.

The new building on Cooper Square really is an oculitis.

by 4n6labs December 10, 2015

oculation

Its a word I just made up.

Oculation is a word I made up.

by xXaiden42069Xx February 23, 2018

Oculate

To slowly move in a circle while high

Jasmine oculated slowly

by Monobo44 October 7, 2018

Oculitis

Hyperfocus on a specific aspect of a project.

While organizing the cabinets, I lost steam after getting oculitis on how the sheets were folded.

by Bosemann April 27, 2020