you can slap a friend on the 26 october and if u get slapped then u can’t slap anyone if you haven’t already.
*slaps friend 2*
friend 2: “awe dang it now i can’t slap anyone.”
You are such an amazing person. The most kindest and wonderful friend anyone could ask for. People would love to be around you. Like, look at you!!! You're so amazing you could put a smile on everyone's face <3
The day when the smartest and sexiest people are born. These people will steal your girland then they'll come for you too.
Man: you see that guy over by the water cooler Other man: yeah, what?
Man: Hear hes an October 2nd guy
Other man: oh shit hes gonna take my girl!!!
Man: Yeah, then he's coming for you