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ocular pat down 

The somewhat superhuman bouncer ability to look at someone and know if they are a threat.
Mac: I did an ocular pat down and I cleared him. i did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and i cleared him for passage.
ocular pat down by cmack 2406 October 24, 2012
The state of being "totally tubular" whilst being an orb or in an orb shape. This thing should also probably be really pretty or interesting to the person using the word.
The sun is so orbular right now!
Orbular by Rumpled Alpaca May 30, 2016

Ocularstalkism

When the eyes of a person depicted in a painting appear to follow your movements.
The eyes of that painting are totally following me. That's ocularstalkism!

The room was thick with ocularstalkism.
Ocularstalkism by 7331 May 3, 2004

ocular rectism 

The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.
Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.
ocular rectism by Dr. Obvious June 17, 2008

Ocular rectitis 

When the nerves between your anus and eyes switch and you have a shitty outlook on life.
*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."
Ojulari is a family name in Lagos, Kwara, Oyo and Ogun States respectfully. The name is associated with sensitive cultural value that has to do with TRUST, HONESTY and SINCERITY. The origin of the name came from the betrayal experienced by the great ancestors who moved from old Oyo empire to settle in different locations aforementioned. Ojulari means "outwardness" (NOUN) and "outward" (adjective). In a literal meaning, it simply means "Exterior Appearance" of a person. There is one Yoruba adage; "Ojulari ore o denu". This name associated with so many people but family panegyric; "Ojulari laa so'dodo, a seinde ni' owoopo t'oju taara lo feeni l'oju eni" meaning "people tend to be "truthful" in your presence but betray you in your absence "
I need a real friend NOT the Ojulari -like friends
ojulari by Ogbeni February 4, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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