Ovular

An oval-like shape.

He has very ovular glasses.

by Lennardismehname March 2, 2020

ovular

a word to describe someone that just isn't there and doesn't understand life...
that person usually sucks only half the time, but when they suck, they suck pretty bad.
they're not as bad as a square, but they sure as hell aren't a circle.

guy: hey you? wanna come over here and hang out?
girl: no
guy: hey, quit being so ovular
girl: suck me!

by bumblebieeebird March 2, 2010

Ovular

To describe an oval shaped objected

Your head is very ovular.

by Demarkus52 July 30, 2020

ocular pat down

The somewhat superhuman bouncer ability to look at someone and know if they are a threat.

Mac: I did an ocular pat down and I cleared him. i did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and i cleared him for passage.

by cmack 2406 October 24, 2012

Ocularstalkism

When the eyes of a person depicted in a painting appear to follow your movements.

The eyes of that painting are totally following me. That's ocularstalkism!

The room was thick with ocularstalkism.

by 7331 May 3, 2004

ocular rectism

The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.

Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.

by Dr. Obvious June 17, 2008

Ocular rectitis

When the nerves between your anus and eyes switch and you have a shitty outlook on life.

*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."

by From my awesome grandfather <3 September 1, 2010