obstical

A redneck spelling of the word commonly known as obstacle.
Has the exact same meaning as the traditional spelling but implies that the author is a redneck

My biggest obstical is spelling of the words.

by Lord Vader III October 27, 2010

obsticular

One who deliberately creates obstacles in order to prevent others from completing simple tasks

We could have finished this months ago if Gene wasn't so obsticular.

by Ehrlich June 30, 2015

Energetic Moose Obsticles

A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.

Stands for emo.

Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!

by Finneh October 27, 2007

Obsticle

The female testicle, also known colloquially as the 'ovary'. Used exclusively by persons trained in the care of pregnant women, the obstetrician. Real doctors have rarely heard of the word.

1. The ovum is released from the obsticle prior to fertilisation.
2. Polycystic obsticle syndrome (PCOS)

by Radar007 March 4, 2011

obsticle

Put intentionally obstacles to women progress, using your testicles as main argument.

Baby, you wont be promoted until you get rid of this obsticle
glass ceiling balls male

by work2survive August 7, 2016

obsticanda

ray of sunshine

you are my obsticanda

by nzulioness April 23, 2020

obstickle

An impeding object/person dat involves fingers wiggled on your tummy.

In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Way Out West", da spineless Stan encounters a major obstickle in his efforts to hold onto the deed, thanks to hotel-singer Lola Marcel-Finn's nimble fingers; he ends up minus the deed and giggling helplessly throughout the rest of the scene. Fortunately, he manages to steer clear of Lola during his and Ollie's subsequent late-night raid of the hotel, and so they are indeed able to get back the purloined deed, after all.

by QuacksO May 22, 2021