Mook

A mook is a hoar/skank/e-hoar that's good for nothing, and doesn't put out, yet still takes your money/time/resources.

Jessica/Jawnty is a perfect example of a mook.

by Finneh October 13, 2007

Streaking Windwardly Scuzzbucket

A large, angry butt-faerie who screams at T3H NuBxZ0rzR for being TOO PRO for their OMGWTFHAXLO)0)lz1./

A guy who can pull off a quadshot in Halo 3 using only his left asscheek.

Guy 1: Dude, we have 3 tests today. This is lame. I'm going to brick that teacher. (//_;)

Guy 2: I think I'm going to drown myself in my Cheerios.

Guy 3: STREAKING WINDWARDLY SCUZZBUCKET LOLOLOLL)L0la0l12p3121!!111

Guy 2: KNFAI?

Guy 1: /wrsts

by Finneh October 27, 2007

Jawnty

A STI that causes your genetalia to fall off, and/or implode.

Dude, I heard that skank gave you a Jawnty. Ouch.

by Finneh January 03, 2009

PAWN SHOP

Where you take the n00bs after you pwnz0r them and t33b4g their family.

I tewk dat nub 2 da PAWN SHOP aftr i pwnz0rz0r'd hiz kat n t33b4g'z his mudder.

by Finneh October 26, 2007

FAPFAPFAP

A reference to a really hot interwebs chick who doesn't give you l33t pr0n, but you'd still masturbate@her. Often associated with FAP@U.

Me: Man, Jawnty's a prude, but I was all like FAPFAPFAP to her anyway.
Jawnt: omg u r t3t hawtnezz<3!212!

by Finneh October 26, 2007

Ninja Ass

An ass that you cannot see. According to the person with this ass, it's apparently there, but not visible to the naked eye. This is just an excuse for a woman with a really flat ass.

Finneh: I caught some bitch looking at my ass a few days ago.
STEFFFF: maybe it was my ass
Finneh: What ass? OBRN!
STEFFFF: its there. =(
Finneh: So apparently you have a ninja ass.

by Finneh January 07, 2008

Energetic Moose Obsticles

A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.

Stands for emo.

Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!

by Finneh October 27, 2007