obsotic 

an adjective, meaning so obsessive, he has become psychotic

That obsotic man keeps trying to get to know me no matter how many times i say go away.

He was obsotic in his pursuit to find the cure that his entire life revolved around his research.

obsotic by DJ Big Red April 10, 2008

obsotic 

an adjective, meaning so obsessive, he has become psychotic

That obsotic man keeps trying to get to know me no matter how many times i say go away.

He was obsotic in his pursuit to find the cure that his entire life revolved around his research.

obsotic by DJ Big Red April 10, 2008

obstical

A redneck spelling of the word commonly known as obstacle.
Has the exact same meaning as the traditional spelling but implies that the author is a redneck

My biggest obstical is spelling of the words.

obstical by Lord Vader III October 27, 2010

obsticular 

One who deliberately creates obstacles in order to prevent others from completing simple tasks

We could have finished this months ago if Gene wasn't so obsticular.

obsticular by Ehrlich June 30, 2015

Energetic Moose Obsticles

A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.

Stands for emo.

Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!

Energetic Moose Obsticles by Finneh October 27, 2007

Obsticle 

The female testicle, also known colloquially as the 'ovary'. Used exclusively by persons trained in the care of pregnant women, the obstetrician. Real doctors have rarely heard of the word.

1. The ovum is released from the obsticle prior to fertilisation.
2. Polycystic obsticle syndrome (PCOS)

Obsticle by Radar007 March 4, 2011

obsticle 

Put intentionally obstacles to women progress, using your testicles as main argument.

Baby, you wont be promoted until you get rid of this obsticle
glass ceiling balls male

obsticle by work2survive August 7, 2016