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Obsessed Gamer 

Someone who is obsessed with video gaming, physical and mental traits that help you identify them include:

Poor hygiene - greasy unwashed hair that never gets combed - games are more important to the individual, how ever some do actually look after their appearance.
Blunt personality - they are usually in "cuckoo land" dreaming of being inside a video game or what they are going to play when they get home from work/school. Long hours in front of the computer and having no social life leads to an underdeveloped personality, they are generally self-centered and over confident in decisions they make making them look like an idiot out in the real world.
Unintelligent - because of the long hours they spend at the computer they know how to do nothing else only click a mouse button and tap keys on a keyboard, ask them to start a lawnmower(they probably don't know how).
Over reacting - this is usually more prominent in the gamer who is also obsessed with anime, acting out expressions in real life that you would only find in a cartoon.
Under slept - long hours at the computer causes severe sleep debt over time, they can be found to have very pale and badly complexioned skin with raw looking eyes, ignorance to lack of sleep can cause insanity in time.
I asked him if he wanted to go out paint balling with me but he was too busy playing Final Fantasy, he's such an obsessed gamer.
Obsessed Gamer by Lee K7 May 9, 2008
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obsessed gamers 

Often referred: to nerds, geeks, dorks, people who do not have a life, hermit crabs, etc. These are people who play video games or computer games excessively and have forgotten about what the outside world would look like outside of their own homes as they are drawn in into the fiction cyber fantasy world of the video game in their own room. They begin to think that life in the video game is real life and believe that "covenants" and "halos" are real life figures. Most obsessed gamers have low social status and would most definitely talk about video games all day and nothing else. Also, most obsessed gamers never leave their homes. When they do, they attend video game tournaments in malls or elsewhere. Not all obsessed gamers play video games thinking they could win the tournament $50. And when they lose, they kill their selves over a $50 Tournament prize. Some play card games such as Yu-Gi-Oh! or Pokemon.
Ali is one of the obsessed gamers club that he talks nothing but video games all day pissing the shit out of me.
Sam was so obsessed at gaming that he plays 24/7 and thinks that the "covenants" and "the flood" will kill us all one day.
I am an obsessed gamer and all i ever do is talk about games and i live Halo like its life....i kill Covenants with my Xbox controller and never gotten out off my ass ever since i was 12.
I'm so obsessed with gaming that i'd rather have a $134 Legendary Halo 3 Pack rather than having a Hot Girl friend.
I live videogames like its my life

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026