The acts of being Obscene.
Girl 1: Hey wanna go to the mall next Saturday?

Girl 2: I wish I could but I'm grounded for a month!

Girl 1: Why??

Girl 2: Because of my obscenities on Halloween.
by so_icey November 8, 2010
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Out of the realm of what is considered normal - almost to the extreme. Can be used to express an excessive amount of another word - both adjective, verb and noun. Obscene awesomeness. Obscene waterskiing. Obscene hairdo.
Expression as to whether this is a good thing or bad thing is taken in the context.
Dude, did you see the booty on that chick - it was obscene (in this case, defines as big).

The obscene awesomeness of this party is wreaking havoc with my brain.
by Jayzie October 11, 2007
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1. Extreme in some matter, as in color, size, etc.

2. offensive, outrageous, or wild in a fun or amusing way

3. vulgar, disgusting, or unappealing
1. Dan: Did you see that girl's gaudy glasses? They were so obscene!

2. Rachel: Let's make fun of that fat person in Spanish!
Dan: We are so obscene!

3. Dan: Whoa, that cafeteria food looks gross.
Rachel: Yeah, it looks really obscene.
by venenodelengua November 27, 2006
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1. Offensive to my standards of decency or modesty.
2. A gross misstatement; dogmatic opinion: "Keanu Reeves is the greatest actor of our time."
3. Repulsive; disgusting and lewd.
4. Grossly overpriced.
1. "My little bitch should be obscene and not heard."
2. "Marty the mystic Martian doesn't consider fletching as obscene."
3. "The money they want for this software license is fucking obscene!"
by sfg February 4, 2005
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This is the legal definition of obscene in the USA:

1) The average person, applying contemporary community standards would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest (sexual desires)

AND

2) The work depicts or describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct specifically defined by the applicable state law

AND

3) The work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value

ALL THREE criteria must be met in order to be obscene. Also note that something that is obscene in one place may not be considered obscene somewhere else. This test is called the Miller test.
Possession of obscene material is not illegal, but distribution and exhibition may be illegal. However, it is always illegal to distribute it to minors.
by Angelino March 7, 2008
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Traveling more than 1,900 miles to go shopping for clothing.

Cursing regularly

Drinking Coka-Cola

Eating Mc Donalds ( even the chicken )

Talking with your hands

Being pale

Crooked Fingers

Missing a stationary clay pigeon from 20 feet
T.S - it is obscene & Böse große Entfernung für Kleidung Reisen!
by Mr. Wildfire August 1, 2011
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1. Offensive to my standards of decency or modesty.
2. Repulsive; disgusting and lewd.
3. A gross misstatement; dogmatic opinion: “Keanu Reeves is the greatest actor of our time”
4. Grossly overpriced.
1. "...women should be obscene and not heard."
2. "...money they want for this software license is fucking obscene!"
by sfg February 2, 2005
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