objectum sexual

someone who is attracted to inanimate objects!

I gave up humans and married my guitar soo i guess im an objectum sexual.

by beretta682kid March 12, 2009

Objectum Sexuality

the term given to people who fall in love with with objects. as in fences, amusment park rides, and even buildings. and they have sex with them

Sally has an objectum sexuality. She's in love with the stairs in the church.

by vndasfklj;klwuer January 1, 2010

Objectumsexual

according to hafsah law listed #739, objectumsexual is a sexuality based on the love of inanimate objects with nothing living within.

oh my god Rafe is SO objectumsexual I can’t STAND IT

by warrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 6, 2021

ficto-objectumsexual

You are attracted to non-existent inanimate objects

person 1: yo, I don't know why but that lightsaber pic is kinda hot chief.

person 2: You might be ficto-objectumsexual.

person 1: neat

by DuzFF July 6, 2021