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Objectumsexual 

according to hafsah law listed #739, objectumsexual is a sexuality based on the love of inanimate objects with nothing living within.
oh my god Rafe is SO objectumsexual I can’t STAND IT
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ficto-objectumsexual 

You are attracted to non-existent inanimate objects
person 1: yo, I don't know why but that lightsaber pic is kinda hot chief.

person 2: You might be ficto-objectumsexual.

person 1: neat
ficto-objectumsexual by DuzFF July 6, 2021

objectum sexual 

someone who is attracted to inanimate objects!
I gave up humans and married my guitar soo i guess im an objectum sexual.
objectum sexual by beretta682kid March 12, 2009

objectosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects, rather than live organisms such as other humans or -as sometimes occurs- animals or plants.
Woman: "I just saw a man humping a bench!"

Man: "Don't worry, he's just an objectosexual"

Woman: "Ooooh, okay then."
objectosexual by Sim-Dog April 8, 2009

objectsexual 

à person who enjoys being sexually attraccted to an object.
jack:check it out that girls raping that chair

James: she must be an objectsexual
objectsexual by ut8uoiutrrrr March 6, 2009

objectsexual 

Someone who is infatuated with an object/personal item.
During the interview, the psychologist encountered a case study of an objectsexual individual who expressed romantic attraction and emotional connection solely to inanimate objects.
objectsexual by XTCumsock96 April 21, 2024
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