Objectumsexual

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according to hafsah law listed #739, objectumsexual is a sexuality based on the love of inanimate objects with nothing living within.

oh my god Rafe is SO objectumsexual I can’t STAND IT

Objectumsexual by warrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 6, 2021

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ficto-objectumsexual

You are attracted to non-existent inanimate objects

person 1: yo, I don't know why but that lightsaber pic is kinda hot chief.

person 2: You might be ficto-objectumsexual.

person 1: neat

ficto-objectumsexual by DuzFF July 6, 2021

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objectum sexual

someone who is attracted to inanimate objects!

I gave up humans and married my guitar soo i guess im an objectum sexual.

objectum sexual by beretta682kid March 12, 2009

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objectosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects, rather than live organisms such as other humans or -as sometimes occurs- animals or plants.

Woman: "I just saw a man humping a bench!"

Man: "Don't worry, he's just an objectosexual"

Woman: "Ooooh, okay then."

objectosexual by Sim-Dog April 8, 2009

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objectsexual

à person who enjoys being sexually attraccted to an object.

jack:check it out that girls raping that chair

James: she must be an objectsexual

objectsexual by ut8uoiutrrrr March 6, 2009

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objectsexual

Someone who is infatuated with an object/personal item.

During the interview, the psychologist encountered a case study of an objectsexual individual who expressed romantic attraction and emotional connection solely to inanimate objects.

objectsexual by XTCumsock96 April 21, 2024

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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