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ficto-objectumsexual 

You are attracted to non-existent inanimate objects
person 1: yo, I don't know why but that lightsaber pic is kinda hot chief.

person 2: You might be ficto-objectumsexual.

person 1: neat

objectum sexual 

someone who is attracted to inanimate objects!
I gave up humans and married my guitar soo i guess im an objectum sexual.

objectosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects, rather than live organisms such as other humans or -as sometimes occurs- animals or plants.
Woman: "I just saw a man humping a bench!"

Man: "Don't worry, he's just an objectosexual"

Woman: "Ooooh, okay then."
objectosexual by Sim-Dog April 8, 2009

objectsexual 

à person who enjoys being sexually attraccted to an object.
jack:check it out that girls raping that chair

James: she must be an objectsexual
objectsexual by ut8uoiutrrrr March 6, 2009

objectsexual 

Someone who is infatuated with an object/personal item.
During the interview, the psychologist encountered a case study of an objectsexual individual who expressed romantic attraction and emotional connection solely to inanimate objects.
objectsexual by XTCumsock96 April 21, 2024

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026