obit

Shortened for of obituary.

Poster #1: <obit here>
Poster #2: did he drop any good loot

obit by Aee January 13, 2008

obit

a young temptress who often neglects to wear under garments; slut; hoe

Look at that obit standing on the corner; she has no shame.

obit by kuru August 6, 2004

Obit

Obit is an unusual name for a woman, belonging mostly to unique women. Definitely very attractive, sweet and sometimes flirty. Just don’t piss her off by showing stupidity, she is allergic and can be very rude about it. Either you want her or you want to be her, either way you’re obsessed with her. She charms you all the way.

Girl 1: Ugh, Obit was so disrespectful, she dismissed me in the middle of a conversation!
Girl 2: Maybe you’re not worth the time and the energy

Obit by HumanTranslation November 23, 2021

obit

obese beth

hi obit

obit by tax is bird June 9, 2024

Obit-Volture

People who use obituaries to hunt down newly widowed men and/or women who are well off. That way they target their "future" partner, hoping for marriage, and a well off life. Gold digging via obituary.

being an Obit-Volture, married into an extremely wealthy family by checking the obituary and finding the old patriarch of the family had just lost his wife. She is now technically the matriarch.

Obit-Volture by RCVArt December 27, 2024

obitchuary 

an obituary for a really nasty person written truthfully about that person.

when my uncle finally croaks I'm going to send the paper a truthful obitchuary.

obitchuary by henro50 March 4, 2017

Obitutainment 

The resulting news coverage after the death of a celebrity.

Man, the obitutainment industry must be making SO much money after the death of Michael Jackson!

Obitutainment by Willobeen July 13, 2009