obit

Shortened for of obituary.
Poster #1: <obit here>
Poster #2: did he drop any good loot
by Aee January 04, 2008
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obit

a young temptress who often neglects to wear under garments; slut; hoe
by kuru August 06, 2004
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obits

short for a person's obituary printed in the daily newspaper.
"Did you read the obits column in the papes?"
"Heard our teach died."
by AUD Matel May 17, 2008
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obiter

Refers to a guy whom a girl treats as second-class choice. These are potential partners who are somewhat incomplete. The girl throws occasion signs to lead them on but parks them hanging just in case she finally decides to use him or in the less likely case, accept him.
"Marcus is just an obiter. I feel kinda sorry that he gets led on by Nicole thinking he has a chance with her when in fact he is second choice."
by kaikai86 September 09, 2011
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cupide obite jouflue

Francis mallais
Frank you are living in a Star Wars movie

Oh please Karen stop acting like a Cupide obite jouflue
by sugarpup October 03, 2022
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Obit-Volture

People who use obituaries to hunt down newly widowed men and/or women who are well off. That way they target their "future" partner, hoping for marriage, and a well off life. Gold digging via obituary.
being an Obit-Volture, married into an extremely wealthy family by checking the obituary and finding the old patriarch of the family had just lost his wife. She is now technically the matriarch.
by RCVArt December 28, 2024
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Obital Speed

the amazing creation from the great and famous Paul Rodgers

it is a random speed that no one knows what it is but it just there because Rodgers said so
by Disonere April 25, 2017
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