obese

at least 3/4 of america

Chris Christie is so obese all of his clothes need to be hemmed to fit.

by jake paul sucks July 31, 2017

obese

a human sphere, equal in width and height (sometimes more in width than height)

michael moore is obese

by da booze man August 13, 2006

obese

To be unhealthily fat.

Jane was obese. She had huge rolls of fat.

by Anonymous March 22, 2005

obese

Obese (adjective) pertains to a person whose BMI (body mass index) equal to 30 or higher. Obesity is described in levels such as "mildly obese" "moderately obese" and "morbidly obese."

Becoming morbidly obese significanly increases one's chances of life threatening conditions and diseases.

by MintyLeila July 18, 2005

obese

America at its best.

the people of america are SO obese that its a small world had to be shut down for renovation so they could make the boats bigger!

by whatttupppgurl November 8, 2007

Obese

A state in which a previously fat person crosses over into requiring a disability scooter to move more than 15ft.

Look at that obese fucker, didn't he realize he was fat and stop eating before he required a mobility scooter

by VanNostrilBoy April 9, 2010

obese

circumfencely challenged. someone who doesnt pass from the valletta gate due to huge weight.

Claudette Pace eats so much, that he is obese. Poor guy.

by baa baa black sheep have you any wool May 7, 2005