BMI

The body mass index. The classical way of defining and breaking one's degree of obesity when comparing one's body weight to height. In other words, it is a politically correct way of saying to someone that your a tub or lard.

Your BMI is off the charts, at 58585858855875477474744 TONNES
ur fatt.

by itsPrYzm June 3, 2020

BMI

acronym for "Body Mass Index", an outdated and inaccurate method of determining someone's health based only on their weight compared to their height, without taking into account lifestyle, activity, muscle tone, or any other important factor.

according to BMI standards, Tom Cruise is "Obese"

by Ugliness Man July 1, 2004

BMI

1) acronym for "Black Market International", a great site for the latest music downloads.

2) to download for free; illegally (music, movies)

1) BMI means Black Market International, duh.

2) say, dawg, i just BMI'd Birdman's new album from BMITV.com brrrrrrrrr aw-aw!! *does the bird hand sign* birdcall

by One Wanksta December 13, 2009

Bmi

Bounce my insides

Jacob likes to bmi

by Lil_rat January 18, 2019

BMI

Bad Mental Image. When some one tells you something and you see sumthin in ur head that u really don't wanna think.

Sarah: I gave mike head for his birthday!
Cece:BMI!

by Shoes April 5, 2004

bmi

Rare word used to designate special kind of bread.

"C'est bon le bmi?"

by Sexy Oliver July 11, 2003

BMI

BMI - Body Mass Index is something u use against some fat people to tell them hooow fat they really are.

Your BMI is above 25? You are statistically fat.

by The Rizzelante January 24, 2024