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obesitron 

Someone so fat, it's like they're a superhero whose super power is to be ridiculously fat.
Don't look now, but there's an obesitron behind you.
obesitron by Madfwef March 22, 2011

obesedon 

a prehistoric creature living in the 21st century. obesedons can grow up to 500 pounds. their main diet is chips, sodas, cupcakes, hotdogs, cakes, burgers, deep fried food, etc. obesedons do not eat vegetables and do not excercise. their hobbies include watching tv, sleeping, eating, and sleep, and eating, oops did i say it twice?
yesterday i went to mc donalds and the store was filled with obesedons.
obesedon by Lilddudontknome December 10, 2008

obesetobeast 

A fittness youtuber who used to be a fatass motherfucker and after losing 170 pounds is now a fucking beast.
Ive noticed that guy went from obesetobeast.
obesetobeast by MlgFucker69 June 21, 2016

Besetronic 

From the Aztec God of cultural destruction, meaning "destroying culture."
Columbus was one of the most besetronic figures of his time.

obesatron 

An obese woman, usually found at an all you can eat buffet(cici"s pizza golden coral, old country buffet etc.) who when walking makes the liquid in your glass ripple like something out of transformers, will go to an all you can eat at lunch time go take shit and be out by for dinner and usually stays until close
That obesatron couldnt fit ina booth thats why shes at a four person table by herself
Rick: we got to hurry up and get to the buffet
derek:why
Rick: cause we got to get there before that fuckin obesatron brutalizes the prime rib and were left eating salad again
obesatron by derek and rick January 25, 2008

obestrosity 

An extremely obese person. A combination of the words obese and monstrosity.
My chem teacher is such an obestrosity that his steps cause earthquakes, which cause enough damage to make Godzilla envious.
obestrosity by notanobestrosity September 10, 2010
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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