A large, dark, slightly mournful humanoid biped who generally wears a tartan scarf and an ample baggy bathing suit. Found standing in cold water looking lost. Webbed feet & paws. Responds to queries with, What about a Schlitz?
Hold ooyr! Wold ye swoke?/ Ile lerne yew to rote anonk/ I' zephyr's hoyr./Ythroler yt zontomvogr:/ Hirr we go to the Obdrhogr./ A payle of Geese d'gzurrorr;/ Wie spend smaol coigns dr zie.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.