oatliness

A quantification of how oatly a thing is; how much it is like oats.

Wilford Brimley (known in hacking circles as Teh M3g4 W1lfr0D) has a high oatliness quotient

by Jimbob Jones January 11, 2004

outlines

when a mans pee pee can be seen through the trousers as outlines

guy 1: you exited?
guy 2: no why?
guy 1: youve got outlines
guy 2:*covers trousers*

by El spancho January 30, 2019

onliness

Definition of onliness

plural -es

: the quality or state of being the only one working of an indicated or implied kind or category <was the only person and was lonely in his onliness>

I looked around and said damn I am the oldest and onliness working out here....

by onliness January 12, 2017

Optiness

Refers to kids sailing Opti's.

Also means immaturity.

Tiago: Look! A plane! VEERRRRRRRRRRM!!!!! VROOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

Taylor: Omg, Tiago, you have so much OPTINESS!

by 14288 January 6, 2008

Outlines

When you cut yourself, but don’t draw blood, so when you’re ready to draw blood, you’ll already have little markings to trace over

“I’m at school rn, so I’ll make outlines for when I go home”

by My HIGH HOPES June 18, 2020

Hatliness

The state or quality of wearing a dope hat or being well hatted.

As for me and my house... we shall have dope hats. Dope hatliness is way above godliness

by One little December 4, 2022