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oatliness 

A quantification of how oatly a thing is; how much it is like oats.
Wilford Brimley (known in hacking circles as Teh M3g4 W1lfr0D) has a high oatliness quotient
oatliness by Jimbob Jones January 11, 2004
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when a mans pee pee can be seen through the trousers as outlines
guy 1: you exited?
guy 2: no why?
guy 1: youve got outlines
guy 2:*covers trousers*
outlines by El spancho January 30, 2019
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onliness 

Definition of onliness

plural -es

: the quality or state of being the only one working of an indicated or implied kind or category <was the only person and was lonely in his onliness>
I looked around and said damn I am the oldest and onliness working out here....
onliness by onliness January 12, 2017
Refers to kids sailing Opti's.

Also means immaturity.
Tiago: Look! A plane! VEERRRRRRRRRRM!!!!! VROOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

Taylor: Omg, Tiago, you have so much OPTINESS!
Optiness by 14288 January 6, 2008
When you cut yourself, but don’t draw blood, so when you’re ready to draw blood, you’ll already have little markings to trace over
“I’m at school rn, so I’ll make outlines for when I go home
Outlines by My HIGH HOPES June 18, 2020

Hatliness 

The state or quality of wearing a dope hat or being well hatted.
As for me and my house... we shall have dope hats. Dope hatliness is way above godliness
Hatliness by One little December 4, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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