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The soberest of competitions -- when one man challenges another to get drunk on o'douls.
I challenge you to an o'douls.
by goatlove November 09, 2012
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The most pointless beverage in the world: a non-alcoholic beer. If you're gonna drink fucking beer, take it like a man. O'Doul's actually has 0.5% alcohol, so if you can down about 100 you might feel a little buzz.
Jimmy drank 100 O'Doul's and was hospitalized for a water overdose...completely sober.
by Nick D November 11, 2003
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A girl who is so ugly she is a .5 out of 10 on the rating scale.
"look at that haggard chick!"
" ya man, she's an o'doul"
by Curtis M March 22, 2008
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not quite a beer: this beverage was created for that poor sucka at the company christmas party who can't be trusted with a real beer.
1. pretend you are normal and stand there with an O'Douls you dumb alchoholic.

2. Jim told us a story of how he came to run over seven women and two children while drunk driving a parade float last thanksgiving has he sipped a crisp clean O'Douls.
by Sid Kozack December 13, 2005
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One screams "O'Douls!" when family members or relatives say sexually inappropiate comments to each other. This stems from the joke, "Going down on your cousin is like drinking O'Douls. It tastes the same but you know something ain't right."
When a male cousin says to his attractive female cousin, "Oh, I'll give you a pearl necklace." One's response should be "O'Douls!!!"
by P.M.F.L. February 01, 2009
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jonny and his 15 friends got shlacked off of one sip of o'douls
by fucka February 10, 2005
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