nut napkin

A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.

You better stop leaving your fucking nut napkins laying on my furniture son....

by jimmycakes May 26, 2016

nut napkin

A tissue in which a person jizzes in to.

Bob: I was stroking my willy yesterday and my mom walked in so I crammed my nut napkin in my mouth.

by Sloppy McFloppy July 29, 2016

nut napkin

when you run out of tissues use your nut napkin

damn it i lost my nut napkin

by landin porson March 8, 2019

community nut napkin

a shared towel used to ejaculate in with the boys, preferably placed in the bathroom

“Kyle, where’s the community nut napkin?”

by stupiddthicc September 28, 2019