nut goo

Slang for male ejaculatory fluid.

It was great, I shot nut goo all over her face!

nut goo by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

nut bustin' good 

comparing an experience (usually food) to the glory of the spermatozoa exiting its' scrotal, prostate and testicular 'home"
and YES!, not an experience enjoyed by the female ! (clit-titillatin' good ?)

aunt mary's chaw lit orgasm treats were nut busting good!
that walnut flavored tofu was nut bustin' good!
that bacon was nut bustin' good!
those vegan 'treats' were nut bustin' good!

nut bustin' good by michael foolsley December 14, 2018

nut on your goof 

To cum all over someone's goof.

"DONT MAKE ME NUT ON YOUR GOOF!"

nut on your goof by NyxxieQueen May 31, 2024

Gooby Nut 

A Gooby Nut is an expression used by a person to express extreme approval and excitement after an unrealistic situation becomes successful. Usually used in reference to gaming, when the player does something unrealistic and it ends up working in their favor.

The player finesses the entire team and scores a goal in FIFA in the last 10 seconds of the game to win it.
Team Mates: "That's a Gooby Nut right there!"

Gooby Nut by Gooby Boi 29 October 22, 2020

Left Right Goodnight, Nut

To go up to your enemy in a club and bang their left cheek, right cheek. Then as they are collapsing you give them a big old headbut (nut). DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EJACULATE (nut) ON THEM (whilst conscious).

Sam : Hey Franklin!

Franklin : Oh hey Sam!

Sam : Where's that money you owe me?

Franklin : Fuck your money.

Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.

Left Right Goodnight, Nut by samandizzy'ssweetanalysis December 9, 2019

goof nut 

1. A person who repeatedly bounces off the walls in convulsive laughter.
2. Someone who is extremely talented at producing BS and making it sound valid and at the same time completely hysterical.
3. Someone who is obviously in a weird mood and isn't making any sense.

1. I can't believe how hyper Shelly was tonight, she was bouncing off the walls.
2. That durn goof nut tried to tell me da bears won the super bowl last year. he even gave me statistics... durn goof nut.
3. person 1: Hey, what's up?
person 2: HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEEEEEE! NOTHING.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

goof nut by Kim January 15, 2004

nothin like a good nut 

A term used for ejauclating spectacularly

*Frank walks in on Ian beating his meat

Frank: What's up Niggerfaggot

Ian: Nothin Like a good nut

nothin like a good nut by Jon Favreau June 7, 2016