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When a guy ejaculates in a females vagina and leaves it in for a few minutes before he pulls out his penis. He then goes in about his day without showering, and the pussy juice and cum dries up on his dick. He now has nut dick.
Bro before I got here I busted a nut in my girl. Now I got nut dick.
by Dr linguistics February 6, 2018
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Pop a nut/dick

Boys wip out the dick and the girl has to suck it
So when u say pop a nut/dick the girls have to go up to a boy and say pop a dick and then they have to wip out they dick and the girl has to suck it
by Jaylon s. November 28, 2019
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Shit dick nut suck

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter
Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it
by Brodman585 March 15, 2021
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Nut-Up Dick Pic

A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.
Women love surprise nut-updick pics! OR
Did you get his nut-up dick pic?! What a great angle!
by Hahaballs February 13, 2021
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Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.
Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”

Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little
by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021
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dick-nut

Some one who is not quite privelidged enough to be a dick, they are a much lower form of existance, a dangling sweaty nut!
Yo, that guy is such a dick-nut!
by Elysha January 20, 2003
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Dick Nut

Dick Nut someone who is acting like a dick
Damn carlos is being such a dick nut.
shutup you dick nut.
by mikalah July 17, 2021
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