nut busted
When your GF catches you spanking it.
My drunk ass girlfriend fell asleep so I started jerking it and she nut busted me, I told her to get the fuck out and let me finish.
nut busted by racer76916 November 26, 2009
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Nut busted naked roulette
Win you spin a weel has kick, squeeze for 15 seconds nut to hammer, nut wedge , nut to robot, nut nurf hit and skip, friends get to choose nut crush method, choose other to do punishment But friend chose punishment thes turn for you
The one with the least amount of nut shots gets to squeeze others nuts naked for 1-2 minutes
The one with the least amount of nut shots gets to squeeze others nuts naked for 1-2 minutes
Do you want to to play nut busted naked roulette
No my balls are still sore from last night we played
No my balls are still sore from last night we played
Nut busted naked roulette by Biggest brain December 12, 2022
Busted A Nut
A male inclusive event. The physical act of achieving orgasm regardless of how it occurs. This action is usually quite pleasurable. Occasionally it could be difficult or nearly impossible to achieve due to varying circumstances.
1: Karl and Cheryl was heavy into making love, she was being a Bag Lapper when he rotated her around on all fours and was a Bung Tonguer before he gently Cornalized her, pistoning away while holding her by the hips. With his organ fully engorged, he Busted A Nut, explosiveley, deep in her Tailpipe.
2: Rick and Kathi partied way too hard. Liquor and Vicodin can take its toll. Kathi was horny as hell and dripping wet. She pulled Ricks shorts down and began sucking on his crank like a mad woman. With all her might she couldn't get him fully erect. She licked and sucked his Tailpipe and that didn't help either. He finally became semi hard and she was able to help him Bust A Nut in her mouth and she swallowed every gooey drop.
3: Diane needed some hard dick inside her and wanted to come like crazy. Larry had partied way too late and drank too much. She tried giving him a handjob and sucking on his dick and balls but things just were not working right. He was frustrated, she was frustrated and needless to say he never got to Bust A Nut so she settled for him being a Bung Licker and treating her Tailpipe to a thorough cleansing and an awesome anal orgasm.
2: Rick and Kathi partied way too hard. Liquor and Vicodin can take its toll. Kathi was horny as hell and dripping wet. She pulled Ricks shorts down and began sucking on his crank like a mad woman. With all her might she couldn't get him fully erect. She licked and sucked his Tailpipe and that didn't help either. He finally became semi hard and she was able to help him Bust A Nut in her mouth and she swallowed every gooey drop.
3: Diane needed some hard dick inside her and wanted to come like crazy. Larry had partied way too late and drank too much. She tried giving him a handjob and sucking on his dick and balls but things just were not working right. He was frustrated, she was frustrated and needless to say he never got to Bust A Nut so she settled for him being a Bung Licker and treating her Tailpipe to a thorough cleansing and an awesome anal orgasm.
Busted A Nut by The King Cornholer May 12, 2008
busted a nut
busted a nut by ElDoughy July 17, 2003
busted a nut laughing
"Munson's dick pic was so small i busted a nut laughing!"
"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."
"It's hilarinut, shut up."
"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."
"It's hilarinut, shut up."
busted a nut laughing by halfassed October 22, 2017
busted a nut
"man i almost busted a nut off that thang"
or
"i fell down and busted my nuts, i swear one was in my throat for a second"
or
"i fell down and busted my nuts, i swear one was in my throat for a second"
busted a nut by nick aka durty d November 15, 2005
i just busted a fat nut earlier today
i just busted a fat nut earlier today by xray489 March 21, 2021
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