nurge

combinatin of need and urge

I have the nurge for soup

I have the nurge...

by Carl Anderson November 29, 2003

Nurge

When you bluntly stair someone down.

When somebody else obviously stairs at you.

Amber- Omg that hot guy just Nurged me!
Melissa- No way, go talk to him!!!

by zeemissy January 15, 2009

nurge

combination of need and urge

i have the nurge for some soup.

i have the nurge...

by Carl Anderson November 29, 2003

Nurge

Verb. To be cucked or act as a cuckhold. To be a man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men. To be a very submissive man who often lets his female partner treat him (consentingly) disrespectfully.

She’s really hot but she asked to nurge me, I’m into a lot but I’m not watching her fuck other guys

by Thea_nonymus1 March 28, 2024

Chicken Nugger

Chicken Nugger: A small peice of meat that a child begs for; furthermore, parents reject, and refuse to order this item. Chicken Nugget (see also) is a more delicate and popular version of this dish. Related to French Fried and Sweer Potato.

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and French fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging French fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have French fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

by Sharkbites August 23, 2017

death nugget

A "death nugget" is the final stage that sometimes occurs when "giving birth to Pumbaa" aka when you're on the toilet having a shit and you may have pushed out your main log, but you know there's still a bit left that you're dying to push out to make you feel so much better ... it's the unholy spawn of your colon ... when pushing out this final nugget it will feel like you've just had an exorcism ... the relief afterwards is like how Kif Kroker felt when he finally gave birth on Futurama

I'm waiting to push out this death nugget ... begone unholy spawn, please leave my body, I know you're still in there

by SM_defined February 18, 2021

steams my nuggets

A term which describes the feeling of being very annoyed by something in a book, movie or series.

It was coined by the legendary Kelly Beckman on Potterless Podcast.

You know what really steams my nuggets? A philosopher and a sorcerer aren't even the same thing!

by CantIPotter-notthatone August 24, 2019