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nunjury

The act (or physical result) of being injured by a nun.
When fired from a cannon, nuns can cause great nunjury.
by MI77 June 1, 2006
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ninjury

an injury of unkown origin, thus being attributed to a ninja
"Man check out this ninjury on my shoulder! how the hell did that happen?!"

"You got ninjured bad"
by Oscarararararararara February 5, 2010
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ninjury

injury of unexplained origin, often attributed to inebriated activities.
where'd all these bruises come from? that was a big night last night. Damn ninjury.
by tasteyface July 28, 2010
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nutjury

when a man is hit in the nuts and is having difficulty standing or breathing
"I got hit in the balls man"

" OH SHIT GUYS WE HAVE A NUTJURY ON OUR HANDS!"
by Mr. NutProtecter September 28, 2009
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ninjury

the act or process of being injured by a ninja
He was in the field picking peaches from a tree when he was ambushed and suffered a ninjury.
by Otrant May 22, 2006
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ninjury

the act of getting injured while trying to be a ninja.
while practicing using nunchucks, timmy hit himself in the balls and got a ninjury.
by Sixxvi6 November 5, 2011
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Ninjury

When you get injured by a ninja and least expect it.....Then again they are so sneaky you never expect it.
Dude I was walking down the street and got jump kicked in the face and didn't even see it coming. I had to go to the hospital due to my ninjury.

Past tense: I was at the hospital because I was Ninjured and I didn't even see it coming.
by mpdc November 2, 2011
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