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noniversary 

the anniversary of the day you broke up with your spouse/significant other.
the great thing about a noniversary is you don't have to spend any cash, unlike an anniversary
noniversary by James OhhhhNeill April 20, 2009

noniversary 

how non-couples (aka friends with benefits) celebrate the passage of time
Me: For our one-year noniversary, Ben took me back to Charlie's where we had our first date.

Friend: Aww...how sweet.

Me: I know, right. But he still isn't willing to update his FaceBook status.
noniversary by Japhray June 14, 2011

Noniversary 

What might have been an anniversary had the relationship worked out, but it didn't and you either want to seem cool about it or bitchy. Either way works depending how you use it.
(after breaking up)
Kate: you know what today is right?
Nick: uhh....
Kate: the day we started dating silly!
Nick: right, which we aren't anymore...
Kate: yeah....
Nick: happy noniversary?
Kate: awhhh <3 i regifted the bear you got me by the way.
Noniversary by Jozytalksalot March 2, 2011

Nuniversary 

The anniversary of a nuns final vows in the Catholic Church
Sister Linda celebrated her 30th Nuniversary the other day.
Nuniversary by Scumcious April 19, 2020

Universoul

The embodiment of Truth and Human Being, with the infinitely complete understanding of the Universe, To be as is will always ever be.
Universouls speak universal truth without a need to juggle irrational 'thinking' above their head. They do this for balance, unity, strength.
Universoul by i pet a kitty October 25, 2009

noniversary 

An anniversary of something that is no longer in existence, or not very significant anymore.
"Today is the 1 year noniversary of me and Edward's first kiss"
noniversary by Molly_saidso April 30, 2009