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Stubby Nudges 

When your nudges are stubby.
EX: armpits that you just shaved get stubby aka your "stubby nudges".
Omg my nudges are already stubby gosh I hate stubby nudges
Stubby Nudges by Adog18 June 24, 2017

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes 

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

nudes for nudes 

Asking someone if they want to see your nudes aswell as them showing you their nudes..
James: wanna do nudes for nudes

Ella: ok!

Nudesage 

Nudesage is when you and your girl get naked and start giving each other massages
" Sup baby, you looking to get down with a Nudesage"
Nudesage by Topsy Krettss March 21, 2016

Swiss Army Nudger 

A small pocket pen knife usually borrowed from the "chapster" or "chaparoonie" for the act of picking at ones hands or nails.
Hey Chapster - Can i Borrow your swiss army nudger...

or

Beaksy Beaks , throw me over the Chapsters swiss army nudger
Swiss Army Nudger by Marche Man August 28, 2009

National send Lucas nudes day

Send Lucas all of your nudes
Shit there goes Lucas I gotta send him my nudes hence the name National send Lucas nudes day