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Stubby Nudges 

When your nudges are stubby.
EX: armpits that you just shaved get stubby aka your "stubby nudges".
Omg my nudges are already stubby gosh I hate stubby nudges
Stubby Nudges by Adog18 June 24, 2017

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes 

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

nudes for nudes 

Asking someone if they want to see your nudes aswell as them showing you their nudes..
James: wanna do nudes for nudes

Ella: ok!

Nudesage 

Nudesage is when you and your girl get naked and start giving each other massages
" Sup baby, you looking to get down with a Nudesage"
Nudesage by Topsy Krettss March 21, 2016

Swiss Army Nudger 

A small pocket pen knife usually borrowed from the "chapster" or "chaparoonie" for the act of picking at ones hands or nails.
Hey Chapster - Can i Borrow your swiss army nudger...

or

Beaksy Beaks , throw me over the Chapsters swiss army nudger
Swiss Army Nudger by Marche Man August 28, 2009

National send Lucas nudes day

Shit there goes Lucas I gotta send him my nudes hence the name National send Lucas nudes day