nucalator 

a microwave

i put toast in the nuculator and it blew up.

nucalator by kash December 7, 2003

nukalator 

a microwave

I have a two minute rule for the nukalator: cook everything for two minutes on High - no matter what it is!

nukalator by Lucie Singh January 20, 2004

Nugulator 

Marijuana, Bud, Nugs, Weed, Pot. Nugulator is another way of referring to your nug.

I love having enough nugulator to roll joints all day with.

Nugulator by mattman0276 July 7, 2011

nexcalator 

Conjunction of "next escalator", useful when negotiating a series of moving staircases and needing to refer to the upcoming one.

Q: How do I get to the modern art collection?
A: Just after the nexcalator mate!

nexcalator by g-rumbler November 22, 2011

nausalator 

somebody or something that causes nausea

that guy is a nausalator (n), or that roller coaster ride was nausalating (adj).

nausalator by Titus Mills April 28, 2006

Rucalator 

A ruler that has a calculator built into it. And it being the only item in existence that can measure and calculate at the same time. But of course to posses such awesome power it requires a sacrifice of blood everyday and damns your soul to hell if you touch it.

Generic loser: Can i borrow your calculator?

Generic loser #2: I am sorry but i forgot to fill my rucalator with blood this morning. Want to help?

Generic loser: Sure wait...what?

Generic loser #2: Here (puts rucalator in generic loser's hand)

Generic loser: I don't want...

Generic loser #2: Now at the time of your death please report to the flaming red door that smells of brimstone on your left.

Generic loser: Wait...What?

Generic loser #2: Exactly.

Generic loser: but only when i die right.

Generic Loser #2: yep

Generic loser: so do you know how i die?

Generic Loser #2: yep

Generic Loser: How?

Generic Loser #2: Rucalator slash across the neck.

Generic Loser: when?

Generic Loser #2: Geuss?

Generic Loser: oh sh*t

Rucalator by SWHagashi May 28, 2010

Nuculator 

She is a gorgeous woman has a beautiful traste of music and she is the best person ever

Person: nuculator I love your playlist

Nuculator: thanks

Nuculator by Shhhh.gossipgirlcoolerolero September 19, 2021